Tough Shit World Championship

Chairman Rules!

Gamer X — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:34:28 +0000

The Chairman decided to step in this week wanted to ban ShortKut for 3 TSWC title Matches. Just 2 weeks after winning the TSWC Tag team titles, ShortKut was banned from participating in the TSWC world champaionship tournament. Looks like Chunky, Bacon, Buffalax and Chicka Bow are in!

New TSWC Tag Team Champions!

Gamer X — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:11:40 +0000

ChickaBow and ShortKut Still Proved that they’re the best at what they do! In a sweeping match which covered 6 straight wins, the amazing duo pulled off a stunning victory for the vacated gold!

It all started off with Bacon and Chunky having the upper hand at 5-4 and from there on, began their downward slide. Just shows going blind ain’t the best option all!

New Alliance! and It’s Bigger and Badder then DX!

Gamer X — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:40:55 +0000

In an unlikely situation, which even in your wildest dreams would you imagine this!! ShortKut: the former 10 time TSWC champion and Chunky a former 11 time TSWC champion, teamed up to go head on against Bacon and Buffalax!

What a match up it was, and I’ve said it a 100000000 times and I’ll say it again…ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN in the TSWC!

The crowd went nuts, when Chunky and ShortKut walked out together for a common goal! In the ring, they’re two greatest superstars to ever grace the TSWC roster and the two of them teaming up was nothing short of Spectacular!!

As the match started, Chunky and ShortKut, were the obvious favorites and it came as no surprise, when they swept the floor with Buffalax and Bacon! 3 straight games in a row and 2 of them they went blind even, just to give Bacon and Buffalax the edge. But in the end the crowd, the fans all over the world and the millions watching on television, were not disappointed!

What were the odds? cumulative 21 time world champions vs 12 time world champions!

What’s odd however, is that Chunky, ShortKut and ChickaBow are not really eyeing the TSWC title. Will that change? Stay tuned to know more!

We’re back!! with lots to tell!

Gamer X — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:31:20 +0000

So the last 4 months have been mayhem here at the TSWC! I’ll take you step by step in this very post an brief you as to what happened!

January 2008:

We entered 2008 with a stunning situation: Bacon and Chunky as the new Tag Champs and with NO TSWC CHAMPION! A first time situation here at TSWC and you couldn’t ask for more drama!

Jan Week 1:

TSWC title: Chunky defeated ShortKut, Chicka Bow and Bacon to become the 8th time TSWC champion of the world!

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – 3rd Title reign

Harts Title: Chunky def. Bacon and ShortKut – Retains title

Jan Week 2:

TSWC title: ShortKut def. Chunky and Bacon – 9 time world Champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Chunky def. Bacon and ShortKut – Retains title

Jan week 3:

TSWC title: Bacon Def. Chunky and ShortKut – 6 time world Champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Bacon Def. Chunky and ShortKut – 1st ever Harts title reign. 2nd Triple crown winner

Jan week 4

TSWC title: Chunky Def. Bacon and ShortKut – 9 time world Champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Bacon Def. Chunky and ShortKut – 1st ever Harts title reign. 2nd Triple crown winner

February 2008

Week 1

TSWC title: ChickaBow Def. Chunky, Bacon and ShortKut – 4 time world Champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: ShortKut Def. Chunky and Bacon – 1st ever Harts title reign. 3rd Triple crown winner

Week 2

TSWC title: Chunky Def. ChickaBow, Bacon and ShortKut – 10 time world Champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Chunky Def. ShortKut and Bacon – 2 time Harts Champion

Week 3

TSWC title: Chunky Def. ChickaBow, Bacon – Retains Title

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut temporarily out due to injury. Titles not vacated.

Harts Title: Chunky Def. Buffalax and Bacon – retains title

Week 4

TSWC title: Chunky Def. Buffalax, Bacon – Retains Title

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut temporarily out due to injury. Titles not vacated.

Harts Title: Chunky Def. Buffalax and Bacon – retains title

March 2008

Week 1

TSWC title: Chunky Def. Buffalax, Bacon – Retains Title

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut temporarily out due to injury. Titles not vacated.

Harts Title: Chunky Def. Buffalax and Bacon – retains title

Week 2

TSWC title: Chunky Def. Buffalax, Bacon – Retains Title

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut temporarily out due to injury. Titles not vacated.

Harts Title: Chunky Def. Buffalax and Bacon – retains title

Week 3: (ShortKut Returns!)

TSWC title: ShortKut Def. Chunky, Bacon – 10 time world champion

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Chunky Def. ShortKut and Bacon – retains title

Week 4:

TSWC title: Chunky Def. ShortKut, Bacon – 11 time world champion

TSWC tag titles: Bacon and Chunky Def. ShortKut and ChickaBow – 7 time world champions

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – 4 time world champions

Harts Title: Bacon Def. Buffalax and Bacon – 2 time Harts champion

April 2008

Week 1:

TSWC title: Buffalax Def. Chunky, Bacon – 5 time world champion

TSWC tag titles: Bacon and Chunky Def. ShortKut and ChickaBow – 8 time world champions

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – 5 time world champions

Harts Title: Bacon Def. Buffalax and Bacon – Retains title

Week 2:

TSWC title: Buffalax Def. Chunky, Bacon – Retains title

TSWC tag titles: ShortKut and ChickaBow def. Bacon and Chunky – Retain titles

Harts Title: Buffalax Def. Chunky and Bacon -1st time Harts Champion!

There u have it folks:

Bottom line:

Buffalax is the current TSWC world champion and the Harts Champion while, ChickaBow and ShortKut are the TSWC world tag team champions!

CONSTIPATION- I Results

Gamer X — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:26:28 +0000

This is the first ever TSWC mega event and the last one of 2007 and what a memomrable night it was!!

Tag titles: BACON and Chunky Def. Chicka Bow and ShortKut

Unbelieveable is how i would tag this match! So close yet so far for ShortKut and Chicka Bow. It went down to the wire when Chicka Bow and ShortKut were leading 9-7. Chunky and Bacon pulled back 2 matchs back to back to make it 9-9. The final round where Chicka was gonna make the call and went for a high flying move with no backup to only crash and burn!! Thus ensuring the Bacon and Chunky remain the tag champs!!

TSWC world title:

This had to be the mother of all matches thus far in the TSWC! 5 superstars!! 1 title! 10 rounds of mayhem! Everyone was neck to neck till the final round and then it happened, Chunky and ShortKut, both start making a move towards the title, inch by inch, they pulled themselves closer and closer, until finally they were both just an arms length away from the gold. In a desperate attempt the go for the gold and walk out, both of them lounged at it with high flying moves only to colide into each other and fall down to be counted out, thus resulting in a draw!!!!

The referee, then declared the match a no contest and vacated the title!

So there you have it folks, the TSWC title is vacant! Its fate will be decided when the chairman visits on Friday!!

Bacon and Chunky New tag champs!!

Gamer X — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:17:09 +0000

Bacon and Chunky defeated ShortKut and Chicka Bow for the tag titles just before the CONSTIPATION – I 2007!

It looked like 2008 was gonna be the dawning of the Bacon and Chunky era. In a match that went down to the wire, Bacon and Chunky finally stood tall holding the gold in their hands. This is their 6th title reign!

ShortKut wins 8th World Championship!!!

Gamer X — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:22:38 +0000

Picture this…A vacated title, 3 rabid superstars and a legend, all looking for grab the TSWC World Title!

Chunky, BACON, ShortKut and the legendary Mike “FkWIT” Partridge made this return to the TSWC arena after 4 long years!
When the match got underway ShortKut did not look like a man who had firm control of the 4 way dance contest. The only thing going for him was history…a 7 time world champion against another 7 time, 3 time and the 5 time legend. But it was his amazing consistency and tenacity that helped him pull of another stunner of a victory.

The CAM Arena’s capacity crowd appeared absolutely stunned as ShortKut, heading back up the ramp with his eighth World Championship high above his head for everyone to see. Just before the main event of 2007 scheduled on December 31st, this match ended with the dawning of a new ShortKut era – and many questions that will surely be asked and answered on CONSTIPATION – I 2007!!!

Chicka Bow wins 3rd World title!!

Gamer X — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:45:21 +0000

It finally had to happen, Chickabow came back with a bang and won himself his 3rd world title! Going over the last few weeks at TSWC, Chicka Bow if not anything else, has gotten the short end of the stick when it comes to the world title. The Chairman truly believes that Chicka Bow is the future of TSWC, but not for another decade or so.

However, if you were there at the match yesterday, you would have seen a Chicka Bow who would not give up!The odds were stacked against him no doubt about it, BACON, Chunky and ShortKut were his opponents and boy did he pull it off with zeal!!

The final round was truly between BACON and ShortKut, who both went for high flying moves and crashed and crashed hard. Finally it was Chicka’s sensible game that saw him finish a head of BACON and Shortkut for just a few shots to win his 3rd world title!!

Chairman keeping an eye on BACON

Gamer X — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:56:52 +0000

The Chairman yesterday was looking over BACON’s record for the past few weeks. The Chairman called a high level board meeting to discuss BACON’s Superstar status.

The Chairman and the board finally came to this conclusion that, BACON will be offered 3 title matches and he needs to win atleast 1 of them. If he doesn’t win, he will need to win 2 non-title matches, to retain his superstar status.

BACON was not available for comment.

The Chairman had this to say “I believe that BACON is an integral part of our system and definitely someone who will shape the future of the company well. But no wins in the last few months have made me reconsider if I have made the right choice.”

Chicka Bow furious with Chairman! Threatens to quit!!

Gamer X — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:50:16 +0000

It was almost like a main event brawl in the Chairman’s office when Chicka Bow was double crossed out of the title. Chicka Bow had traveled back home to be with his family for the holidays and was the return in 4 days time. The Chairman however, fixed up a title match without the Champ being there.

Chicka Bow had this to say “The god damn son of a bitch, screwed me over…I should be the Champ, not Chunky. I don’t care if I have kick his ass for it, but I want my title back! No one deserves to be the champ but me, the chairman knows it and all the superstars in the locker room know it, I’m the real deal and the future of this company!”

The Chairman assured Chicka Bow, that he’d have his title shot when he felt he deserved it. Then it happened, Chicka Bow, landed 2 hard blows to the Chairman’s face and stormed out saying something about the LTSC!! The LTSC in case you didn’t know is the London Tough Shit Championship League, the TSWCs rival organization, however nothing as big as the TSWC.

The Chairman just stood there holding is face, but had a smug smile, what does this mean? We’ll have to wait and see..